Well, thank you to all of you who have subscribed to my blog in the hope that I might someday post (so far I think there are about two of you, which is more than I ever expected anyway). And now I give you my first post, which I felt obligated to smother with as much pomp and circumstance as I possibly could, having not been able to imagine how I would be able to simply start posting random things without any introduction whatsoever. And so I would like to say welcome to my blog, and in the future days, weeks and months that you may (for whatever reason) be following me, I will do my best to entertain you with random picture spam, quotations, opinions, and even profound philosophical musings on the universe and the condition of humanity…no, not really. Mostly just random picture spam. So enjoy, and for those of you who actually read through all of that, thank you.